Who comes up with this shit?

There is something in my office whose slogan is:

"The finest swallow in town!"

Can you guess what it is??

You've been home longer than usual Mom!

I hate when I hit the snooze button in the morning...and actually end up turning off my clock. That could explain my being an hour and a half late to work this morning. Thank goodness my boss loves me. This, however, is what I woke up to. Made my day!

It's been a while. If you aren't used to it by now, I don't think you really know me at all!

Big news: I'm pregnant. Very happily pregnant! Super excited! It's a boy. A boy we have nicknamed Jimmy John at this point. We have actually picked a name...but we were going to try to keep it secret until he was born. That, and, I don't like it and plan on fighting it when JR returns from deployment. Oh yeah, he's deployed and due back about 3 weeks before we are due. Thanks W! Here's his ship...if you squint and have Xray vision...you can spot him in his scivvies playing XBox and eating obscene amounts of Slim Jims.

I have no intention of turning this blog into Baby Alert 2007. I will comment and tell funny stories now and then...but no "post after boring post" about the trials and tribulations of procreating. On a funny note, however, thanks to all my shithead girls out there who gave me no warnings about sneezing and wetting ones pants. This shout out is for you....beeotches! Maybe that's what happened to Fergie?



Other than being pregnant, and loving every minute of it, not too much else going on. One of my co-workers was fired for sexual harassment...







I had some stranger run through my backyard at sunset...






And, found out that Vermont is trying to secede from the US.





Pretty uneventful if you ask me. More to come later....happy to be back!!