My office holiday party was last night. On a Monday? Hell yes on a Monday...we don't have to be in until noon on Tuesday and I am all about that.
So, I am the one who bought all of the booze (being reimbursed of course) for the party and I happen to know that there was a lot of booze there. When I started to make my exit at about midnight...I noticed that only about 1/8 of the booze was left. We all had some beers, a few cocktails, a sip or two of wine and a champagne toast.
MY BOSS GOT HAMMERED!
Now, I'm not talking "had a nice buzz going". Or even slurring a word or two. I mean stumbling over carpet lint, eyes half closed, words all jumbled, hugging on whoever was closest every two minutes ass crazy hammered. It was awesome.
Oh the walk of shame she will have to endure as she opens up Suite 100's door this afternoon!
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What Not To Say In Public
My Kids!
The Bio
- Memo's Mind
- I'm a home body married to a home body. We love to play with our 3 dogs: Cami, Rosco and T.G. We are constantly knee deep in some sort of remodeling or building materials and spend the vast majority of our time making fun of one another and loved ones!Oh...and we're pregnant!
TG's Steady Diet of...
- 2 Rolls of Christmas wrapping paper
- 2 Tape dispensers
- 6 piece chicken nuggets, 1 french fry and a honey mustard pack
- Albuterol asthma inhaler (thank God it wasn't my last one)
- Bag of silver bows
- Binoculars
- Brand new box of tissues (looks like it snowed in my backyard)
- Del Taco bean and cheese burrito (w/ green sauce)
- Dog Bed
- Econ 121 notebook (about a week before my final)
- Entourage (Season 2) DVD
- Garden Slippers
- JR's "Nascar Drivers and their Pets" book (although we don't believe that she was trying to eat it - just that she was reading it and the opposable thumbs thing threw her for a loop)
- JR's Baseball Glove
- JR's favorite Birkenstocks (he got married in them)
- JR's leather work gloves (only chewed off a couple of the fingers so they are still usable -if you were Michael Jackson)
- Kate Spade knockoff
- Lampshade in my bedroom
- New sunglasses (had not even taken the tags off yet)
- Numerous Christmas presents (inlcuding 2 Coach iPod covers)
- Teva Sandals
3 comments:
Thats fun! Did you take pictures...cuz those could come in really handy one day!
If she's in a good mood today (despite the hangover) then she definately got some last night!
I love to see that you found a job where responsibility is key!
Good times! I love getting wasted at work parties. It really raises my credibility. Despite this it doesn't seem to ever stop me.
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