For those of you that care...my sister will be landing in San Diego in 14 hours. I swear I could not be more excited! I have an entire closet full of shit that needs to be wrapped and my best little elf is about to arrive. Oh the things that I need to do before she arrives:
*Clean up the guest room
*Dismantle the "Sex Dungeon" currently in the guest room
*Dust and vaccuum
*Hide the crack
*Clean sheets on the bed
*Bury the bodies
*Scrub the bathroom
*Breakdown bathroom meth lab
*Wrap Sarah's presents
*Return the "I Love George W. Bush" poster I originally bought for Sarah for Christmas
*Wash the dishes
and last but not least...
Cut the tree in the front yard so that it looks like a giant middle finger for all my neighbors!
Got to run...lots to do!
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umm can we keep the meth lab up?
Um, can I spend Christmas at your house...b/c you sound like a good time!
Sarah is a great elf...she's all like coordinating her wrapping paper and elf stuff like that!
Oh, you never have to dismantle a sex dungeon...that's totally normal!
Sarah has her own, so she knows whats up. I'm actually counting down the hours until Sarah comes back (T Minus 189 hours and Counting). I actually went to a calendar with a calculator to figure that out. Gosh golly I'm a nerd.
I don't know what made me think you were a nerd. The idea that you actually sat down with a calendar and calculator...or the "Gosh golly" part???
I think its both...Jeanette can no longer make fun of Sarah and I's double dates to nerdy movies!
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