12.23.2006
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What Not To Say In Public
My Kids!
The Bio
- Memo's Mind
- I'm a home body married to a home body. We love to play with our 3 dogs: Cami, Rosco and T.G. We are constantly knee deep in some sort of remodeling or building materials and spend the vast majority of our time making fun of one another and loved ones!Oh...and we're pregnant!
TG's Steady Diet of...
- 2 Rolls of Christmas wrapping paper
- 2 Tape dispensers
- 6 piece chicken nuggets, 1 french fry and a honey mustard pack
- Albuterol asthma inhaler (thank God it wasn't my last one)
- Bag of silver bows
- Binoculars
- Brand new box of tissues (looks like it snowed in my backyard)
- Del Taco bean and cheese burrito (w/ green sauce)
- Dog Bed
- Econ 121 notebook (about a week before my final)
- Entourage (Season 2) DVD
- Garden Slippers
- JR's "Nascar Drivers and their Pets" book (although we don't believe that she was trying to eat it - just that she was reading it and the opposable thumbs thing threw her for a loop)
- JR's Baseball Glove
- JR's favorite Birkenstocks (he got married in them)
- JR's leather work gloves (only chewed off a couple of the fingers so they are still usable -if you were Michael Jackson)
- Kate Spade knockoff
- Lampshade in my bedroom
- New sunglasses (had not even taken the tags off yet)
- Numerous Christmas presents (inlcuding 2 Coach iPod covers)
- Teva Sandals
4 comments:
Dang...you should get that dog a yard of meat for Christmas!
You should also start of list of what it looked like coming out.
My beagles ate a box of crayons once and they shit a rainbow for a week! It looked cool, but still smelled like shit!
Oh my gosh! How can your dog still be alive? I guess if all that was really that bad though the dog wouldn't eat it. Maybe we could all stand to learn a little something from TG. You don't need to go to stuck up restaurants to get a good meal.
can we please add to this list the six presents I wrapped and then found unwrapped in the backyard!
She is lucky I didnt wrap up her with no air wholes!
I am sure that my neighbors think I am crazy because of my ranting and raving that they can hear through my open windows. I am the loony dog lady next door that is always slinging profanities out my windows...since the dogs are so short I don't even know if they know that i have dogs. They probably think I have Turrets.
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